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Aggressively preparing a 7 page essay
WHAT IS THAT COMPUTER? DID YOU GET IT OUTA MUSEUM BROSKI?
I am a museum.
back in my day we playee minecraft on crts
Don't tempt me. I can do it.
My ai wife and cloned children ask why I've been crying for 6 hours
My ai wife and
cloned children ask why I’ve been
crying for 6 hours
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.
its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.
Are Americans finely realizing they aren't secretly the main character and others are not NPCs and that we are in fact all people?
yeah this was the first time i have ever had this thought and its because im a stupid little yank








